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  • 2009
    • May
      • Going To A Lecture
        05/08/09
        The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

        "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

        "I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
      • Court Sentence
        05/08/09
        A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench.

        One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thundered, "It is the sentence of this court that you be taken from here to a place of execution and there hanged by the neck until DEAD.&q

      • Get well quick
        05/08/09
        A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he f

      • Don't I Know You
        05/08/09
        A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.

        Just then, his

      • All Gone
        05/05/09
        A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

        "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

        However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the

  • 2008