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      • Police Comebacks
        05/24/08
        "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

        "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

        "No sir, we don�

      • What Would You Like To Hear Said About You At Your Funeral?
        05/12/08
        Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.

        God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

        Th

      • Don't Say This #2
        05/05/08
        So, uh, are you "on the take", or what?

        Gee, officer! That's terrific. The officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

        Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

        So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you

      • Don't Say This #1
        05/05/08
        Hey, you Must have been doing' about 130 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

        Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

        Hi Officer, Do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver's license?

        You know, I was going to be

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