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      • Arm On Fire
        04/25/08
        A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands.
        But it also lit up her arm, too!

        Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She too

      • Why Me
        04/15/08
        A man was speeding down a highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

        The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk

      • Slow Down Or Stop
        04/05/08
        A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.

        What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopp

      • Stealing Lumber
        04/04/08
        A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.

        "What did you take?" his priest asked.

        "Enough to build my own house and eno

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